600+ Funny Cat Names for Every Personality

Looking for funny cat names? Let me tell you, there’s nothing better than giving your cat a name that makes you laugh every time you say it.

The other day, I was at my friend’s place and her cat “Lord Fluffington the Third” was doing that typical cat thing – you know, knocking stuff off tables while looking completely innocent. And it hit me – cats are basically little comedians in fur suits, so why not give them names that match their silly personalities?

I mean, think about it. Every cat has that quirky character – whether they’re zooming around at 3 AM for no reason or giving you that judgmental look when you’re eating. A funny name just… fits, right? Plus, it’s always fun when the vet calls out “Princess Pawdrey Hepburn” in the waiting room and everyone starts giggling.

So here’s what I did – I put together this huge list of hilarious cat names. Some are puns (because who doesn’t love a good cat pun?), some are just plain silly, and others… well, they’re the kind of names that perfectly capture that weird cat energy we all know and love.

Ready to find the perfect funny name for your furry little troublemaker? Let’s dive in – I’ve got tons of options that’ll make you smile every time you call your cat (whether they choose to respond or not… you know how cats are!).

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Funny Cat Names

Want names that’ll make everyone chuckle? These are pure gold:

Sir Pounce-a-Lot
Lady Whiskerton
Captain Hairball
Professor Pawfessor
Duke of Fluff
Queen Meow Meow
Lord Litterbox
Princess Pawdrey
Count Catula
Duchess Fuzzybritches
Sir Scratch-a-Lot
Lady Pawington
Baron von Whiskers
Countess Clawdia
King Purrington
Empress Pawgustus
Prince Hissington
Baroness Meowington
Earl Grey Tea Cat
Dame Pawdle

Silly Cat Names

Ready for some seriously silly names? These will have you giggling every time you call your cat:

Mister Noodle
Pancake Face
Butterscotch Whiskers
Captain Underpants
Sir Floof McFlooferson
Lady Wafflebottom
Duke Snugglebum
Princess Toe Beans
Lord Fuzzy Pants
Countess Spaghetti
Baron Belly Rubs
Lady Meatball
Sir Kibbles N Bits
Queen Sockstealer
Prince Purrito
Duchess Derp
Count Chonkula
Madam Zoomies
King Kitty Litter
Emperor Pawsome

For more fun ideas, check out our cat team names list!

Funniest Cat Names

These names are the cream of the crop when it comes to humor:

Sir Meow Mix-a-Lot
Lady Littersworth
Duke Hairball III
Princess Pawdrey Hepburn
Count Catpurrnicus
Duchess of Pawshire
Lord Pawtersworth
Queen Elizabeth Tail
Prince of Purria
Baroness von Scratchmark
Earl of Sandwich Cat
Lady Pawstington
Sir Fluffles McGee
Countess of Monte Crisco
King Pawthur
Empress Kitty Perry
Duke Wellington Boot
Princess Clawpatra
Baron von Treat Beggar
Dame Pawsten Powers

Want more regal-sounding names? Take a look at our powerful team names!

Clever Cat Names

Looking for something witty? These names are as smart as they are funny:

Pawdget Spinner
Shakespaw
Catzilla
Meowbert Einstein
Sherlock Homes
Clawdia Schiffer
David Meowie
Luke Skywhisker
Pawblo Picasso
Kitty Purry
Paw McCartney
Jennifur Aniston
Leonardo DiCatprio
Domestic Longhair
Pawdrey Hepburn
Catsby
James Blonde
Meowzart
Pawl Hollywood
William Shakespaw

Like movie-inspired names? Check out our disney trivia team names for more ideas!

Funny Nicknames for Cats

These nicknames are perfect for when you’re feeling extra playful:

Fluff Nugget
Purr Machine
Whisker Biscuit
Fuzzy Butt
Paw Patrol
Snuggle Monster
Tiny Tiger
Meow Mix
Kitty Softpaws
Purrito Supreme
Floofinator
Paw Star
Furball Express
Captain Cuddles
Sir Purrs-a-Lot
Meow Meow Beans
Kitten Mittens
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Snuggle Puss
Toe Bean Queen

Fun Cat Names

Want something light and playful? These names are pure joy:

Ziggy Stardust
Taco Tuesday
Waffle House
Pizza Roll
Disco Inferno
Jelly Bean
Cotton Candy
Marshmallow Fluff
Noodle Dance
Biscuit Baker
Pretzel Logic
Sushi Roll
Mochi Ball
Donut Hole
Pancake Stack
Cookie Monster
Churro Champion
Tater Tot
Pickle Juice
Nacho Average Cat

For more food-themed inspiration, take a peek at our food usernames!

Funny Boy Cat Names

Got a male kitty? These names are purr-fect:

Mr. Meowgi
Sir Fluffsalot
Duke Nukem
Lord Pawsworth
Captain Underpants
Professor Whiskers
Baron von Treats
King Floofingham
Sir Naps-a-Lot
Count Chonkula
Duke of Purrington
Lord Litterbox
Sir Scratches
Prince Pawsome
Captain Hairball
Earl of Sandwich
Baron Bellyrubs
Sir Meows-a-Lot
Duke Snugglebottom
Count Catula

Hilarious Cat Names

You know those names that just make you burst out laughing? Here’s a bunch that’ll definitely get some giggles:

Sir Fluffington III
Captain Underpants
Lord Chonk
Professor Pawfessor
Duke of Derp
Count Floofula
Major Meow Mix
Admiral Whiskertons
General Fuzzyface
King Pawsome
Baron von Bellyrub
Sir Purrs-a-Lot
Doctor Whiskerton
Prince of Pawsia
Lord Litterbox
Emperor Pawgustus
Colonel Catnip
Sir Snacksalot
Duke Furrington
Captain Hairball

Looking for more regal titles? Check out our powerful last names for inspiration!

Fun Names for Cats

These names are just pure joy – kind of like when your cat does those crazy zoomies around the house:

Ziggy Pop
Disco Kitty
Funky Monkey
Jazz Paws
Party Purrer
Boogie Woogie
Happy Feet
Sunshine
Giggles
Jellybean
Confetti
Rainbow
Pixel
Sprinkles
Bubbles
Sparkles
Noodle
Pickles
Bouncy
Wiggles

Funny Names for Cats

Want some names that’ll make your vet laugh? Here you go:

Chairman Meow
Pawdrey Hepburn
David Meowie
Sherlock Homes
Clawdia
Leonardo DiCatprio
Pawcasso
Domestic Longhair
Jack Meower
Al Pawcino
Brad Kitt
Jennipurr Aniston
Pawl McCartney
Meowzart
Purrince
Catpurrnicus
Pawblo Escobar
Meowly Cyrus
Salmon Rushdie
Clint Eastwood

For more pop culture inspiration, take a look at our marvel trivia team names!

Weird Cat Names

You know those cats that are just a little… different? These names are perfect for them:

Chaos Coordinator
Mystery Meat
Pickle Inspector
Waffle House
Anxiety Ball
Lord Vacuum
Captain Noodle
Professor Beans
Trash Panda
Sir Screams-a-Lot
Goblin Mode
Void Master
Sock Thief
Banana Pants
Chaos Machine
Toast Ghost
Spoon Lord
Mr. Existential
Bread Maker
Soup Dragon

Check out our fantasy last names for more unique ideas!

Funny Male Cat Names

Got a boy cat who’s quite the character? These names might just be perfect:

Sir Purrington III
Duke of Biscuits
Lord Flufflebottom
Captain Pawsome
Mr. Whiskertoes
Baron von Scratchy
Prince Hairball
Count Chonkula
Sir Meow Mix
Duke Noodle
Professor Pawfessor
King Kitty Litter
Lord Laser Pointer
Sir Snacksalot
Doctor Whiskers
Captain Catnip
Master Mittens
Prince Purrito
Lord Loafington
Colonel Cuddles

Funny Kitten Names

Aww, tiny troublemakers deserve extra cute funny names! Here’s some adorable options:

Tiny Terror
Mini Mischief
Little Rascal
Pocket Rocket
Baby Beans
Smol Criminal
Micro Meow
Tiny Tyrant
Peanut Purrer
Mini Monster
Little Legend
Baby Bandit
Tiny Trouble
Micro Manager
Small Fry
Baby Beast
Little Lunatic
Pocket Pal
Mini Mayhem
Tiny Tiger

Want more sweet names? Our cute and funny cat names list has tons of ideas!

Interesting Names for Cats

Hey, want some names that’ll really make people do a double-take? These are some of my absolute favorites:

Professor Pawdinand
The Great Catsby
Quantum Whiskers
Lord of the Wings
Space Pawdyssey
Sir Isaac Mewton
Agent Floof
The Pawnisher
Captain Purrmerica
Doctor Strange Paw
Obi Wan Catnobi
Inspector Gadget
Darth Whisker
Agent Jack Meower
Pawlock Holmes
The Incredible Bulk
Iron Meow
Wonder Whiskers
Black Pawther
Thor Ragnarok

Love superhero names? Check out our marvel usernames for more ideas!

Ridiculous Cat Names

Okay, these names are totally over the top – but that’s what makes them so fun:

Supreme Overlord Fluffkins
His Royal Highness Pawsome
Emperor Chonk the Third
Grand Duke Whiskertons
Sir Floofs-a-Lot III Esq.
Professor Doctor Captain Beans
Lord High Admiral Pawsome
The Honorable Judge Mittens
Chancellor Purrington IV
Archbishop of Catterpurry
Baron von Meowsalot
Duke of Pawshire Upon Thames
Count Fluffula von Scratchenstein
Sir Pawsome McFluffington III
President Pawbama
The Most Honorable Earl of Treats
Duchess Pawgustus Meowximillion
King Purrhaps The Magnificent
General Whiskers of the Ninth Life
Prime Minister Toe Beans

Cute and Funny Cat Names

Want something that’s both adorable and giggle-worthy? These names hit that sweet spot:

Mister Snugglepants
Princess Pawdrey Fluffburn
Lady Whiskersnoot
Sir Cuddles McNibbles
Captain Snugglesworth
Doctor Fuzzybritches
Professor Pawsome
Lord Fluffington
Duchess Pawington
Count Snuggula
Baron von Bellyrubs
Lady Purrberry
Sir Naps-a-Lot
Princess Meowvelous
Duke of Purrington
Countess Whiskertons
King Pawsome
Queen Floofster
Prince Pawfect
Dame Snugglekins

Quirky Cat Names

You know those cats that are just a little bit… different? Like the ones who stare at walls for hours or chase invisible mice? These names are perfect for them:

Noodle Brain
Chaos Coordinator
Glitch in the Matrix
Captain Random
Professor Oddball
Lady Strange
Sir Weirdington
Duke of Derp
Miss Peculiar
Lord Bonkers
Agent Mayhem
The Odd One
Quirky McQuirkface
Bizarro Kitty
Strange Beans
Wacky Whiskers
Peculiar Paws
Oddball O’Malley
Funky Feline
Weird Science

Want more unique ideas? Check out our unique usernames list!

Interesting Cat Names

These aren’t your everyday kitty names – they’ve got a little extra pizzazz:

Pixel Perfect
Quantum Leap
Echo Chamber
Nebula Nine
Zenith Zero
Cosmic Cookie
Aurora Beans
Galaxy Whiskers
Stellar Storm
Nova Knight
Eclipse Edge
Meteor Meow
Comet Crash
Solar Flare
Jupiter Jazz
Mars Attacks
Venus Venture
Saturn Sass
Pluto Paws
Mercury Meow

Love space-themed names? Take a peek at our space usernames!

Unhinged Cat Names

Oh boy, these names are for those cats who just have NO chill whatsoever:

Chaos Incarnate
Maximum Overdrive
Pure Mayhem
Disaster Zone
Crisis Mode
Panic Attack
Total Chaos
Wild Child
Loose Cannon
Mad Lad
Crazy Train
Bonkers Brigade
Havoc Central
Mayhem Master
Chaos Theory
Zoomie Queen
Unhinged Unit
Crazy Beans
Mad Max
Chaotic Neutral

Silly Names for Cats

You know what’s fun? Those moments when you call your cat by a totally ridiculous name and they actually respond! These names are guaranteed to make you smile every time:

Sir Floofsalot
Lady Pawington
Duke of Derpshire
Count Snackula
Princess Toe Beans
Mister Meowgi
Captain Underpants
Professor Pawfect
Queen Fluffington
King Chaos
Sir Purrs-a-Lot
Lady Litter Box
The Great Catsby
Duchess Derp
Baron von Belly Rubs
Earl of Sandwich
Lord Laser Pointer
Prince of Pursia
Dame Whiskertons
Admiral Awkward

Thinking about matching names for two cats? Our duo team names might give you some ideas!

Funny Male Kitten Names

Got a little guy who’s just starting to cause trouble? These names are perfect for those tiny troublemakers:

Mister Mischief
Captain Chaos Jr.
Sir Tiny Paws
Little Lord Fluffleroy
Baby Bandit
Mini Meowster
Prince Pocket
Duke Smallington
Count Tiny Tot
Lord Little Bit
Sir Smol
Baron Baby Beans
Marquis Mini Mew
Earl of Itty Bitty
Viscount Very Small
King Kitten
Prince Pipsqueak
Doctor Tiny
Professor Petite
Captain Compact

Funny Cat Names Boy

Looking for something special for your boy cat? These names are absolutely hilarious:

Lord Pawsome III
Sir Scratches-a-Lot
Duke Noodle Brain
Captain Hairball
Professor Purrington
Mister Mittens
King Kitty Litter
Baron von Treats
Sir Floof
Count Catula
Prince Purrfect
Doctor Whiskers
The Dude
General Fuzzy Face
Admiral Adorable
Major Meow Mix
Colonel Catnip
Lord Loaf
Sir Snuggles
Captain Cuddles

Want more masculine names? Check out our strong boy names list!

Funny Cat Names Girl

Hey there! Looking for the perfect name for your little lady cat? I’ve got some absolutely adorable (and hilarious) options that’ll make you smile every time you call her:

Lady Pawington
Princess Purrito
Duchess Derp
Queen Bean
Miss Mischief
Countess Clawdia
Madame Meow Mix
Lady Litterbox
Princess Pawdrey
Dame Fluffington
Baroness Bellyrub
Miss Whiskertons
Queen Catnip
Lady Loafs-a-Lot
Princess Pawsome
Duchess Hairball
Lady Zoomies
Queen Treats
Miss Toe Beans
Dame Snuggles

Want more feminine inspiration? Take a peek at our strong girl names list!

Funny Cat Names Male

Alright, let’s talk about those boy cats that need something extra special! You know, the ones who think they’re tiny tigers but are really just adorable goofballs:

Sir Chonks-a-Lot
Lord Floofington III
Captain Pawsome
Duke of Derp
Professor Whiskertons
Mister Meowgi
King Kitty
Baron von Bellyrubs
Sir Snackalot
Count Catula
Doctor Fuzzybritches
Admiral Adorable
Prince Purrington
Lord Laserchaser
Emperor Pawgustus
Sir Naps-a-Lot
Duke Furball
Captain Cuddles
Master Mittens
General Goofball

Funny Cat Names Female

And for those sassy lady cats who run the household (let’s be honest, they all do!):

Queen Elizapurr
Lady Meow Meow
Princess Pawfect
Duchess Diva
Madame Mischief
Countess Chaos
Lady Whiskersworth
Princess Purrito
Dame Flufflebottom
Baroness Beans
Miss Pawsome
Queen Snuggles
Lady Litterbox
Princess Treats
Duchess Derp
Madame Zoomies
Countess Catnip
Lady Loafs-a-Lot
Princess Pawdrey
Dame Snuggleworth

Looking for more creative name ideas? Our creative usernames list might spark some inspiration!

The Absolute Funniest Cat Names That’ll Make You Chuckle

Let’s kick things off with some names that are guaranteed to make both you and your visitors laugh:

Sir Pounce-a-Lot – Perfect for those cats who just can’t sit still
Chairman Meow – For the naturally bossy feline
Lord Pawington – When your cat has that aristocratic air
Princess Flufferbottom – Ideal for those extra fluffy kitties
Count Catula – For the mysterious nighttime wanderer

Pop Culture Inspired Names That’ll Make Your Cat Famous

If you’re a movie buff or just love keeping up with the latest trends, these names might be right up your alley. Looking for more pop culture inspiration? Check out our marvel trivia team names for superhero-themed ideas!

Here are some of my favorites:

Catrick Swayze
Pawdrey Hepburn
David Meowie
Luke Skywhisker
Benedict Cumbercat

Pun-tastic Cat Names That’ll Make Everyone Groan (In a Good Way!)

I absolutely love a good pun, and these names deliver! They’re clever, they’re funny, and they’ll definitely make your friends roll their eyes:

Pun Name	Inspiration
Clawdia	Claudia
Jack Meower	Jack Bauer
Sherlock Holmes	Purrlock Holmes
William Shakespaw	William Shakespeare
Domestic Longhair	Domestic Long-hair

Funny Food-Inspired Cat Names That’ll Make You Hungry

Speaking of food (weren’t we?), these names are absolutely delicious! They’re especially great if you’ve got a cat who’s always lurking around the kitchen or stealing snacks. For more food-related inspiration, you might want to check out our food usernames list!

Here’s a tasty selection:

Lord Sandwich – For the cat who’s always between things
Taco Belle – Perfect for the beautiful food thief
Sir Snacksalot – We all know that one cat!
Lady Meatball – Round and absolutely adorable
Count Chocula – The chocolate-colored troublemaker

Names Based on Your Cat’s Purrsonality

You know how every cat has their own quirky personality? These names really capture those special traits that make us laugh. Take a look at our pet team names for more ideas!

Some favorites based on cat behavior:

The Energetic One: Zoomies McGee
The Lazy One: Couch Potato Pete
The Diva: Miss Priss
The Troublemaker: Agent Chaos
The Attention Seeker: Drama Queen Jean

Funny Names for Male Cats That’ll Make Them Strut

Boys can be such goofballs, right? These names really capture that masculine cat energy while keeping things light and fun:

Professor Whiskertons III – For the distinguished gentleman
Sir Floof McFlooferson – The fluffy boy
Captain Pants – No explanation needed!
Duke of Purrington – The royal troublemaker
Lord Mittens von Scratchy – The fancy fighter

Hilarious Names for Female Cats That Slay

The ladies deserve some equally amazing names! Here are some that really capture that feminine feline sass:

Name	Perfect For
Queen Elizapurr	The regal lady
Lady Meow Meow	The chatty one
Princess Pawdome	The bossy girl
Duchess von Whiskerton	The sophisticated dame
Miss Kitty Fantastico	The adventurous spirit

Big Cat Names That’ll Make You Smile

Got a chonky kitty? These names celebrate those extra-fluffy or plus-sized cats in the most loving way! You might also enjoy our powerful team names for more strong name ideas.

Sir Chonks-a-Lot
The Great Catsby
Queen Thiccness
Mega Floof
Captain Chunky Pants

Tiny Cat Names That Are Ironically Awesome

And for those tiny tigers, here are some hilariously ironic names:

Godzilla – For the smallest kitty
The Mountain – When they’re clearly a molehill
Titan – The tiniest terror
Mammoth – The pocket-sized predator
Giant – The smallest sweetheart

Perfect Pairs: Funny Names for Cat Duos

Got two cats? Lucky you! Naming a dynamic duo can be twice the fun. Here are some pairs that’ll make everyone smile:

Salt & Pepurr
Copy & Paste
Mac & Cheese
Click & Bait
Thunder & Lightning

You know what’s hilarious? When you call one cat and they both look at you like “Who, me?” Speaking of pairs, if you’re into gaming duos, check out our duo team names for more ideas!

“Cats” Musical Inspired Names That’ll Have Them Dancing

Even if you’re not a musical theater fan, these names from the famous show “Cats” are pretty fun. Trust me, they’re way better than the movie version (sorry, Taylor Swift!):

Rum Tum Tugger – For the attention seeker
Mungojerrie – The troublemaker
Griddlebone – Your kitchen cat
Old Deuteronomy – Perfect for the senior kitty
Bustopher Jones – The sophisticated gentleman

Names That Work for Any Cat (Because Cats Don’t Care About Gender Anyway!)

Let’s be real – cats don’t care what we call them as long as dinner is served on time! Here are some gender-neutral names that’ll work for any cat:

Name	Why It’s Perfect
Waffle	For the sweet ones
Chaos	We all know why
Noodle	The flexible friend
Pixel	The digital age cat
Pickle	Just because it’s funny

How to Pick the Purr-fect Funny Name (Without Overthinking It)

Okay, so you’ve got all these options, but how do you choose? Here’s my simple guide:

Watch Your Cat for a Day
- What weird things do they do?
- Any funny habits worth noting?
- What’s their go-to nap spot?
Consider Their Looks
- Got a black cat? Maybe they’re your Batman
- Super fluffy? Cloud might work (check out our cloud team names for more ideas!)
- Tiny ears? Gremlin could be perfect
Test It Out
- Say it out loud (you’ll be doing this a lot)
- Make sure you’re comfortable yelling it in public
- See if it makes people smile

The Grand Finale: Picking Your Cat’s Name

Remember, the best funny cat name is one that:

Makes you smile every time you say it
Fits your cat’s personality
Isn’t so complicated that you trip over it
Won’t embarrass you at the vet’s office (too much)

At the end of the day, cats will probably ignore whatever name you choose anyway – that’s just their charming way! But at least you’ll have fun calling them something that makes you and your visitors chuckle.

And hey, if your cat gives you that judgmental look when you try out their new name, just remember – they’d probably name themselves “Supreme Ruler of the Universe” if they could. So really, you’re doing them a favor with “Sir Floofs-a-Lot”!

Looking for more naming inspiration? Don’t forget to check out our funny names to call people for even more laughs!

What do you think? Are you ready to give your cat a name that’ll make the neighborhood talk and the vet’s office giggle? Whatever you choose, make it fun – because life’s too short for boring pet names!

Remember, a funny cat name is like a gift that keeps on giving. Every time you call your cat, you’ll get to smile. And isn’t that what having a pet is all about? Well, that and being their devoted servant, of course!

Alex Holland

Greetings, I’m Alex – an expert in the art of naming teams, groups or brands, and businesses. With years of experience as a consultant for some of the most recognized companies out there, I want to pass on my knowledge and share tips that will help you craft an unforgettable name for your project through TeamGroupNames.Com!